Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Speaking of South Ca-ra-lah-na....



After surfing the net and holding many secret urgent discussions with the world's grteatest minds, I gathered the most vital facts about the world we are living in and I realized that there are mainly three important questions that we face today.

The first being

Will Iran and North Korea team up to turn the planet into a bad Yeka-Chenoble movie?

The second being

Will the keynote speaker at the kinus be wearing a blue or green tie?

But most importantly...

Why doesn't Sholom ber Shochat have a blog Sholom ber Shochat?

Je suis ochin pooped....

6 Comments:

At 11/16/2006 8:18 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Sholom Ber Shuchat is a VERY busy man, running a Yeshiva all on his own, and he doesn't have time to write a blog. But, he still checks out this blog on a regular basis...

HE wears a Red X-Mas tie ($5 @ Wal-Mart) NOT a green or blue. HE will NOT be keynoting at the Kinnus.

Love ya!

 
At 11/20/2006 1:52 AM , Blogger the Mitzvah man! said...

OOOOH... What's with the dissing! Sholom ber, we all know what really is going on in the holy State of Carolina!
Let's just make it official... Create your own blog once again and entertain the world with your controversial presence!

 
At 11/20/2006 11:58 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am in shock!

(shocked expression)

Here I am, undoubtedly the greatest of the great minds, and I wasn't asked these three importnat questions.

The answer to number one is: The won't be able to. Or at least they shouldn't.. especially if my own nuclear reactor starts working first. (evil grin)

ill give an answer to #2 and #3 when I am able toc ome up with a good insult for everyone involved.

Nice to see you Rabbenu Shochat!

 
At 11/22/2006 12:08 AM , Blogger Baruch said...

Sholm ber i am grateful that you come here, but i must agree with my (main) mitzvah man here that indeed lubavitchers desereve to be entertained!

levi: i must admit, i am very very tired right now, so we will have to leave your shocking issues for another day (or night for that matter)

 
At 11/22/2006 8:30 PM , Blogger Baruch said...

levi they wanted to reach you but they couldn't 'cause you didn;t have a blog

 
At 11/23/2006 10:42 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ouch..

You almost have me on the verge of converting here..

I must be strong!!

 

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