Speaking of South Ca-ra-lah-na....
After surfing the net and holding many secret urgent discussions with the world's grteatest minds, I gathered the most vital facts about the world we are living in and I realized that there are mainly three important questions that we face today.
The first being
Will Iran and North Korea team up to turn the planet into a bad Yeka-Chenoble movie?
The second being
Will the keynote speaker at the kinus be wearing a blue or green tie?
But most importantly...
Why doesn't Sholom ber Shochat have a blog Sholom ber Shochat?
Je suis ochin pooped....
posted by Baruch @ 11:56 PM
6 Comments
6 Comments:
Well, Sholom Ber Shuchat is a VERY busy man, running a Yeshiva all on his own, and he doesn't have time to write a blog. But, he still checks out this blog on a regular basis...
HE wears a Red X-Mas tie ($5 @ Wal-Mart) NOT a green or blue. HE will NOT be keynoting at the Kinnus.
Love ya!
OOOOH... What's with the dissing! Sholom ber, we all know what really is going on in the holy State of Carolina!
Let's just make it official... Create your own blog once again and entertain the world with your controversial presence!
I am in shock!
(shocked expression)
Here I am, undoubtedly the greatest of the great minds, and I wasn't asked these three importnat questions.
The answer to number one is: The won't be able to. Or at least they shouldn't.. especially if my own nuclear reactor starts working first. (evil grin)
ill give an answer to #2 and #3 when I am able toc ome up with a good insult for everyone involved.
Nice to see you Rabbenu Shochat!
Sholm ber i am grateful that you come here, but i must agree with my (main) mitzvah man here that indeed lubavitchers desereve to be entertained!
levi: i must admit, i am very very tired right now, so we will have to leave your shocking issues for another day (or night for that matter)
levi they wanted to reach you but they couldn't 'cause you didn;t have a blog
Ouch..
You almost have me on the verge of converting here..
I must be strong!!
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